Am         F
Down a tunnel, in a tube
G         E
On the road, knocked down and bruised
Am             F
Some man laid with blood in hair
C          E
And beside him was a bear.
 
But this bear was a man
Red-neck biker from some clan
I was really scared and pissed
But the creature only hissed:

  Am          E            Am
  Don't touch it! Don't you touch my bike!
             E
  Don't touch it!
  G           E            Am
  Don't touch it! Don't you touch my bike!
               G
  It's the only thing I like!

  Don't touch it! Don't you touch my bike!
  Don't touch it! Don't you touch my bike!
  Don't touch it! Don't you touch my bike!
  It's the only thing I like!

I said: Sir, what have you done?
Take a look at what's going on
Why kill a man for touching your bike?
After all, it's just a hype

Hype it is! - Was the reply -
Kiss your ass and say goodbuy!
He pulled out his killer gun
I got blue and turned round to run

  Don't touch it! Don't you touch my bike!
  Don't touch it!
  Don't touch it! Don't you touch my bike!
  It's the only thing I like!

  Don't touch it! Don't you touch my bike!
  Don't touch it! Don't you touch my bike!
  Don't touch it! Don't you touch my bike!
  It's the only thing I like!

But I did not run away
I was smarter in a way
Took the road to the country side
Down to red-flagged farming sites

"Rent a tractor" - the sign read
Want them all! - That's what I said
Paid my bill and went to a pub
Where drunkards had their fun

Hey, you boys, you wanna ride?
Gotta a fag, who pushed you pride!
Got 'em wheels? Sure I do!
And the biker paid his due...

  Don't touch it!
  Don't touch it!
  Don't touch it! Don't you touch my bike!
  It's the only thing I like!

  Don't touch it! Don't you touch my bike!
  Don't touch it!
  Don't touch it! Don't you touch my bike!
  It's the only thing I like!