G
Where is my heart girl
C G
Where is my heart
G
Did you throw it in a blender
D
Or throw it beneath the car
G
Did you give it to a doctor
C G
To dissect apart
G
I'm not joking anymore, girl
D G
Where is... my heart
G C G G D G x2
(Now strum a lot!)
G
Oh, where is my heart, girl
C G
Where is my heart
G
Did you throw it in a blender
D
Or throw it beneath the car
G
Did you give it to a doctor
C G
To dissect apart
G
I'm not joking anymore, girl
D G
Where is my heart
G C G C
G
Oh where are my ears, girl
C G
Where are my ears
G
Did you go ahead and shave them off
D
When you shaved off my beard
G
You know that without them
C G
My head looks kinda weird
G
I'm not joking anymore, girl
D G
Where are my ears
G C G C
G
Oh where is my heart now
C G
Where is my heart
G
Did you throw it in a blender
D
Or throw it beneath the car
G
Did you give it to a doctor
C G
To dissect apart
G
I'm not joking anymore, girl
D G
Where is my heart
G C G C
G
Where is my tongue, girl
C G
Where is my tongue
G
Did you go ahead and suck it out
D
When you sucked out my lungs
G
I know that without it
C G
My songs cannot be sung
G
I'm not joking anymore, girl
D G
Where is my tongue
G C G C
G
Beers, browns, and banjos
C G
Is that all I'll leave
G
I looked up to the sky and I
D
Got down on my knees
G
Oh lord for Christmas won't you
C G
Find me a wife
G
I'll play her my banjo
D G
She'll give me...... a life!
G C G C
G
Oh, where is my heart, girl
C G
Where is my heart
G
Did you throw it in a blender
D
Or throw it beneath the car
G
Give it to a doctor
C G
To dissect apart
G
I'm not joking anymore, girl
D (start to slow) G
Where is... my heart!