Am                     D   C
Don't slouch, don't read on the coach
Am              D  C
Go to bet at a decent hour
Am                D   C
Get a job, stay out of trouble
Am              D C
Do not make it double

Don't make waves, lead a normal life
No sex before marriage - you'll have a wife
Use a napkin, do not point
What's that smell? Is that a joint?

  D
  Go to law school, never raise your voice
  Wash behind your ears and put away those toys
  E
  Look both ways before you cross the street
  F                     D   C   Am
  Have a well-balanced breakfast: eat! eat! eat!

              D   C   Am
    You're gonna look like me!
              D   C   Am
    You're gonna look like me!
              D   C   Am
    You're gonna look like me!

Eat your meat and tie your shoes
Apply yourself and pay your dues
Wear sensible clothes on
Don't look like a moron

  Always say "thank you" and always say "please"
  Wipe off your tears and do not tease
  Turn off that noise and return your books
  Be polite, your stupid friends are crooks!

  Wanna be cool? Never open that door!
  Mom and daddy gonna see you no more!

Bm                E D
Now you wanna be a good boy
Bm               E D
You don't wanna be bad
Bm             E D
Rebelling with a mom
Bm        E D
Ain't it sad?

  E
  Go to law school, never raise your voice
  Wash behind your ears and put away those toys
  F#                           G
  Show respect for authority and get a haircut
                     E     D   Bm
  Don't talk to strangers... FUCK IT! LET'S ROCK!

              E     D   Bm
    You're gonna FUCK IT! LET'S ROCK!
              E     D   Bm
    You're gonna FUCK IT! LET'S ROCK!
              E     D E D Bm
    You're gonna FUCK IT!