G#
Mommy baked an apple pie
Fm                    
Sayin "Hush, my baby, don't you cry now"
G#             
Eva Braun is next to your
Fm             D#
Welcome to the friggin' zoo!

C#
I don't want your apple pie
D#
I'll get heavy, I won't fly
Fm                     Fm D# 
If I eat too much of it
C#
Uncle Sam will make me shit.

G#
Daddy made a mug of kvas
Fm                 D#
Kremlin angels made all that jazz
CIA and KGB
Fast food service stuffed in me.

Припев


I can't not dig what's that all about
Some people eat - they never doubt
Some people serve bad fish for the rest
But I know for sure they'll be under arrest.

Припев
I don't want your pie or kvas
Apple pie that mommy cooked
Honey kvas that daddy brewed
Now I know that I will puke.

Now I know... Now I know for sure...
Now I know that I will puke.

Припев:
I don't want, I don't need
I don't want your apple pie
I don't want, I don't need
I don't want your honey kvas

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Припев:
I don't want your honey kvas
I don't want your apple pie
'Cause I know that I'll go gas
'Cause I know that I will die.

'Cause I know... I know for sure...
'Cause I know that I will die.