Intro: B A G F E E7 D D7
 
A       A/G  C         D    E      A A/G
I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
C                              D
See how they run like pigs from a gun see how they fly
   A
I`m crying
Expert texpert choking smokers don`t you think the joker
laughs at you?
See how they smile like pigs in a sty, see how they snied
I`m crying
A              A/G   D/F# Famj7 G A A/G
Sitting on a cornflake waiting for the van to come
F
Corporation tee shirt stupid bloody Tuesday man
B
you`ve been a naughty boy you let your face grow long
Yellow matter custard dripping from a dead dog`s eye
Crab a locker fishwife pornographic priestess boy
you been a naughty girl you let your knickers down
Semolina pilchards climbing up the Eiffel Tower
Element`ry penguin singing Hare Krishna. Man
you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allan Poe
CHORUS:
      C              D           E
I am the egg-man, they are the egg-men, I am the Walrus
Goo goo g` joob
A       A/G          C         D       E A A/G
Mister city p`liceman sitting pretty little p`lice men in a row
C                              D
See how they fly like Lucy in the Sky see how they run
    A           Dsus4    A        E   D  D7
I`m crying   I`m cry - ing I`m crying  I`m cry - ing
BRIDGE: E B A G F E
B         A       G       F       E
Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun.
F
If the sun don`t come
B7
 you get a tan from standing in the English rain
      C
I am the egg-man...
CHORUS