E D A E
Well, you should see Polythene Pam
D A E
She`s so good looking but she looks like a man
G B
Well, you should see her in drag, dressed in her polythene bag
C D E
Yes, you should see Polythene Pam.
C D E
Yeah, yeah, yeah
D/E A E (x 2)
Get a dose of her in jackboots and kilt
She`s killer diller when she`s dressed to the hilt
She`s the kind of a girl that makes the _News of the World_
Yes, you could say she was attractively built.
Yeah, yeah, yeah
D/E A E (x2)
D A E (x 9?)
A D
She came in through the bathroom window
A F#m D
protected by a silver spoon
A F#m D
But now she sucks her thumb and wonders
D7 A
by the banks of her own lagoon
(A) Dm
Didn`t anybody tell her?
A Dm
Didn`t anybody see?
G7 C
Sunday`s on the phone to Monday
G7 C (go to 2/4 for the C)
Tuesday`s on the phone to me
She said she`d always been a dancer
Worked in fifteen clubs a day
And though I thought I knew the answer
Well, I knew but I could not say
So I quit the police department
and got myself a steady job
And though she tried her best to help me
she could steal but she could not rob
Chorus